She wore paper lingerie

From time to time, while online, I'm approached by the occasional "web/sex-worker" soliciting all manner of goods and services. The following is a conversation I had with one such worker, and having been hopped up on coffee and oatmeal raisin cookies, I was in a "playful" mood....

Gladys Jollymarbles

hi there?

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hey hey hey

Gladys Jollymarbles

how  r u?

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awesome... and you?

Gladys Jollymarbles

great

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where ya from , Beautiful?

Gladys Jollymarbles

are you from NYC?

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yes I am

Gladys Jollymarbles

cool

Gladys Jollymarbles

im from arlington va

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what do you do in Arlington, Va?

Gladys Jollymarbles

im working as a sexy lingirie model for a site

Gladys Jollymarbles

and you?

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Ooooo....my mother wouldn't like that

Gladys Jollymarbles

ohh why is that?

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She's really very picky about the girls I marry

Gladys Jollymarbles

ohh

Gladys Jollymarbles

wer your mother?

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Upstairs

Gladys Jollymarbles

ok

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So.. do you have a boyfriend?

Gladys Jollymarbles

no

Gladys Jollymarbles

do you want to see all my stuffs first?

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stuffs?

Gladys Jollymarbles

yeah

Gladys Jollymarbles

i just want to invite you to my site for us to talk privately

Gladys Jollymarbles

but dont worry

Gladys Jollymarbles

i invited you so it will be free

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oh ok.. that sounds like fun

Gladys Jollymarbles

ok

Gladys Jollymarbles

just follow my instruction babe

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ok

Gladys Jollymarbles

http://typical_nude_chick_asking_for_creditcards.com  >>>just clikc it and let me know if your there so that i cna guide you how you cna go to my private page directly

Gladys Jollymarbles

ok?

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ok...

Gladys Jollymarbles

?

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Surf nanny says its not a good site

Gladys Jollymarbles

wat?

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Surf nanny

Gladys Jollymarbles

wat do you mean

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it keeps out bad sites

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like bad words and boobs

Gladys Jollymarbles

ok

Gladys Jollymarbles

bye

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whyyyyyyyyyyyy

Gladys Jollymarbles

i want you to go there

Gladys Jollymarbles

just trust me

Gladys Jollymarbles

im here to guide you

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the computer won't let me

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can we just talk here

Gladys Jollymarbles

no

Gladys Jollymarbles

bye!!!!!!!!!!

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?whyyyyyyyy

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what did I do?

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I thought you liked me

Gladys Jollymarbles

disable the firewall

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I don't know how

Gladys Jollymarbles

go to control punnel

Gladys Jollymarbles

and disable the firewall

Gladys Jollymarbles

how old r u?

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whats a punnel?

Gladys Jollymarbles

how old r u?

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33

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I'm an adult

Gladys Jollymarbles

open this

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gateway.mw

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let me know if your there

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Is that on my computer?

Gladys Jollymarbles

no

Gladys Jollymarbles

copy that

Gladys Jollymarbles

paste to you browser

Gladys Jollymarbles

ok

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ok

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whoa!...

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Its saying all kind of stuff

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I don't understand it

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Surf nanny says its not good

And she abruptly signed off. Much like the men she's probably encountered online, frustrated, confused, and completely unsatisfied.

And this has been...

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